It’s been a challenging week, as you can see by the lack of posts. Real Life(tm) has gotten in the way of a lot of things. So in the spirit of making lemons out of my lemonade, I have started a list of Why Poly Sux (sometimes). It’s sort of the Anti-Affirmation list. An antidote to Poly-anna-ism, if you will.
Of course, there are many reasons why poly is GREAT as well, and I’ll get back to those soon. But right now, I’m feeling curmudgeonly, and I need to get this out of my system!
Some of the items on the list are serious, some less so. I hope at least a few are entertaining.
(PS: Feel free to send in your own Reasons Poly Sucks. Maybe I’ll add them to the list!)
Why Polyamory Sux (Sometimes)
More partners means more jobs and bosses to worry about
With more partners, there are more funerals to attend
More competition for the good chocolates in the box
It’s WRONG. It should be multi-amory, or polyphilia. But mixing Latin and Greek roots? Wrong!
Cold Showers. Brrr
Valentine’s Day breaks the bank!
Mother’s Day/Father’s Day: More parents = more brunches to attend when you’d really rather be asleep!
Doin’ the pee-pee dance because someone’s ALWAYS in the bathroom ahead of you
Fitting everyone in one vehicle
Movies–have you SEEN the prices these days???
I’m too tired to write more tonight. Your Turn!